Alan Storm is a human being living in Portland, OR by way of Seattle, WA by way of Portland, OR by way of Rochester, NY. He likes making websites, and talks about that here.
He also likes to make things on the web. If you need something made on the web, drop him a line.
We're a little worried about his penchant for slipping into the third person narrative form.
An ask metafilter thread on pre-built boxes to run Free BSD.
I hate hardware. Hardware is wretched and seems to sense my malaise and break down whenever I get near it.