Alan Storm is a human being living in Portland, OR by way of Seattle, WA by way of Portland, OR by way of Rochester, NY. He likes making websites, and talks about that here.
He also likes to make things on the web. If you need something made on the web, drop him a line.
We're a little worried about his penchant for slipping into the third person narrative form.
The eval feature found in many modern scripting languages is noticeably absent from Applescript. It has the do script command, but because of Applescript’s screwy (to me) scoping, you can’t call user defined functions from within the do script string.
Unless you go to an Applescript forum and find people smarter than you.
Update
If the link above doesn’t work, this one should.